Surprises (Rogue x Male Reader) One-Shot

Authors Note: Slight sexual implication near the end.


KEY

(Y/n)=Your name.

(L/n)=Last name.

(E/c)=Eye colour.

(H/c)=Hair colour.




=== Third Person P.O.V ===

A peaceful Friday afternoon had descended upon Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

Most of the students had gone off to spend time with their friends or to do their homework. You on the other hand were perfectly happy to spend some quality time with the love of your life, Anna Marie aka Rogue.

You're both watching TV while cuddling on the large sofa in the lounge. "Careful-Cuddling" would be more accurate though considering the nature of Rogue's mutation. The fact that she can absorb powers from other mutants has proven itself beneficial during tough missions, she can even absorb their memories and even their life force; if she holds on for long enough she could potentially kill them.

As stated before, you were cuddling but being careful about it. She's wearing clothing that covers up as much of her skin as possible: boots, jeans, a long sleeve shirt, gloves and her signature jacket. The only skin that's exposed is her neck and that beautiful face of hers. As an extra precaution you are also wearing gloves.

At the moment the Southern Beauty has her legs draped over your lap, your arms and hers wrapped around each other and her head rests on your shoulder. Her long, soft locks being the only thing that prevents skin contact.

Your eyes leave the TV and land on your girlfriend of six years, a smile finds your face as your (e/c) gaze softens. You've been madly in love with the X-Men's own southern belle ever since you laid eyes on her all those years ago.

=== Flashback, Seven years ago ===

Yourself and your best friend Hank McCoy were making your way from the lab and now heading down the hallway, conversing about the results of your research.

"Well, back to old drawing board it seems..." Your blue-furred friend sighs, "I think it goes without saying that we weren't expecting such an... 'energetic' reaction from the new compound."

"Agreed Hank." you concur glancing back to him, "Um, by the way... you've still got some soot on your glasses." True to your word his cheeks still have a few small patches of soot on them. You reach into your pocket and offer him a handkerchief.

"Thank you very much, (Y/n)." he says as he removes his glasses and cleans them.

"You're Welcome."

Just then the familiar sound of Charles Xavier's wheelchair wheels coming down the hall catches your attention, specifically from around the corner you and Hank were walking towards. Soon enough Charles himself wheeled around the corner.

You greet the man with a smile "Hey there, Charles."

The wheelchair-bound professor smiles back and replies "Hank. (Y/n). I'd like you to meet someone new to the Institute." Charles had told you and the other X-Men that they were expecting a new arrival to the mansion at some point today. You assumed it was going to be a new student. Almost as if on cue, the institute's new arrival walks around the corner and stands at Charles's side...

She stands at about five foot eight and appears to be around the same age as you, she has shoulder length brown hair-though she has a streak of pure white that stands out considerably. Finally you notice her gorgeous, deep-green eyes. A confident smile on her face.

"Hi there, I'm Anna Marie. Some people call me Rogue." She says as she extends her gloved hand for a shake. Her southern accent flowing off of each word like warm honey.

"Henry McCoy. Though my friends just call me Hank." Your fellow science aficionado says with a friendly smile as he shakes her hand, "It's a pleasure to meet you."

When she turns to you, her eyes meet yours and a tiny hint of pink becomes present on her cheeks as her smile shifts from a confident one to a shy one. Nonetheless, she offers you her hand for a shake. You accept the gesture and introduce yourself, "(Y/n) (L/n)."

From that moment onward you got to know Rogue better and better, you also learned about her mutation; which just so happened to be the sole reason that she wore clothing that covered her up so much. While it hurt to hear your crush explain why she refrained from physical contact you still couldn't deny how you felt about her.

=== One year later ===

You were working in the lab in the early hours of the evening. You were using your telekinesis to you examine, clean and repair Scott's visor. He'd damaged it during the recent mission. Fixing and inventing gadgets was more or less your speciality, make no mistake though you still went on missions with the others and you can hold your own in a fight. You're not as powerful as a certain Miss Grey, but you're still a valued member of the X-Men.

You scratched your (h/c) haired head as the components of Scott's visor floated around you, trying to decipher which parts needed replacing. Finding the part in question you replaced it with a new one and smiled as you reassembled the item.

Just then the lab doors open, Cyclops himself and his beloved Jean holding hands as they entered. "Hey guys." You say with a smile at the sight of the two lovebirds. "Here for your visor, Scott?"

"Is it finished?" he asks.

You flash an amused smile as you levitate the item in question into his grasp. "Yep. All fixed."

"Thanks (Y/n)." your team leader says.

"No problem. Oh, by the way, have you seen Rogue anywhere?"

"She's out in the garden." Jean answers, no doubt she used her telepathy to find her.

"Thanks Jean. Well, I guess I'm done for the day." You state as you rise from your seat and remove your lab coat and hang it up before heading out of the lab and briskly heading off to find your crush. But not before bidding the two lovebirds a cheery farewell.

"What's up with him?" Scott asks. Earning an eye roll from his girlfriend.

=== Small Timeskip ===

Arriving at the garden you see the southern belle sat at the edge of a fountain, tracing circles in the water with her un-gloved hand. You smile as you approach and greet her. "Hey Rogue."

"Hey (Y/n)." she greets back with a saddened tone, not even turning to acknowledge your presence.

You sit next to her on the fountain's edge trying to look her in the face. When she looks up at you, you notice that from her red and puffy eyes that she's been crying recently. "Hey now, what's the matter?" you reach out for her shoulder in an attempt to comfort her.

"Don't..." she mutters shuffling just out of your reach. "Ah don't wanna hurt you..."

"Still working on controlling your power?" you ask. She shakes her head as she puts her glove back on.

"No matter how hard ah try... Ah just..." Tears start to form in her eyes. In response you use your powers to remove your handkerchief from one of your pockets and float it towards her for her to take.

She sees both the handkerchief and the kind smile on your face before accepting it with a small smile. "Thanks."

"No problem. Do you... want to talk about it?"

"What's there to talk about? No matter how hard ah try ah just can't... ah can't control it. Ah wanna be able to shake someone's hand, to hug my friends..."

"To kiss the one you love?" you ask without thinking.

Rogue's cheeks turn pink at your question.

"Yeah. But the first boy ah ever kissed ended up in a coma. That was the day ah learned ah was a mutant."

As she continues to wipe her eyes and sniffle a memory springs to your mind, and you in turn get an idea. "Do you want to know about the day I discovered my power?"

She nods.

"Heh heh. Well, I found out when I was playing with my little sister." You start, your embarrassment rising as you continue, "She was bored and-me being her big brother I tried to change that by playing with her. When I went to pick up one of her dolls I... made it float."

Rogue manages to stifle her laughter as she speaks. "That's how you found out? When you were playing with dolls?!"

"...Yep. In fact when The Professor came to my house, I was playing with my sister in the living room. I was making all of her Barbie dolls fly around the room in circles when he wheeled into the living room with my parents. Needless to say the Professor wasn't expecting to see me use my powers in that way."

The young woman you've been crushing on bursts out laughing. This time wiping tears of a different kind from her eyes as she calms down. "Y'know ah think you've got another power."

"And what's that?"

"Cheerin' me up."

"That. Or I have a knack for making you smile." You say with a smile of your own. "Seriously though, if there's anything you need or if you just want someone to talk to then... I'm here for you. Whenever you need me."

Visibly touched by your words, Rogue smiles, her deep green eyes seem to sparkle as they lock with your (e/c). "Thank you, (Y/n)." she says, "For everything..."

"Everything?"

"You're always so kind to me." she says scooting closer to you, "Don't get me wrong: everyone's been real nice to me since ah came here. But you've looked out for me since day one. Why?"

You rub the back of your neck as you try to come up with an answer. "W-Well, I um... I really... "

"You like me don't you?"

You feel your cheeks flush a certain shade at her statement; which just so happens to be true. Regaining your composure, you feel now might just be the time to come clean, "That obvious is it?" you ask.

"Yeah, it is." Rogue answers. A few minutes of silence descend as you shyly avert your gaze from Marie's as you wonder what to say next, the only sounds filling the air being that of the fountain and the occasional chirping bird. You notice a leaf float by, almost seeming to replace a tumbleweed.

"Do you... like me back?" you ask looking back to Rogue. Expecting her to say she doesn't.

The green eyed young woman looks at you and smiles, "Ah do. A lot actually..." Slightly stunned by this news, your face grows a surprised expression as you blink before summoning your courage and speaking up.

"So, do you um, want to go out sometime? I completely understand if you don't want to, considering y'know..."

"Ah certainly wouldn't say no~" Rogue answers as she scoots closer to you and places her gloved hand on top of yours. You both look deeply into each other's eyes and smile at each other, both of you completely unaware of a certain aging man in a wheelchair watching and smiling at the tender scene from the other side of the garden, a smile upon his face.

After that first date you both agreed to a relationship. Many more dates followed as the years flew by, you went to the movies together, went to dinner dates at fancy restaurants and other things that couples do. Well, anything that didn't involve skin contact. But that certainly didn't stop the both of you from showing affection to one another in what ways you could. Mainly showering her with gift from chocolates to flowers and taking her on regular dates.

=== Now ===

When your memories cease you're still smiling fondly at your girlfriend. You've said the words 'I love you' so many times now, but, you want to prove and show just how much you adore her... the only reason you haven't is because the fact that she can't touch you. There have been so many times when you've wanted to press your lips against hers. And yet you can't...

Your thoughts drift to tomorrow and whether you'll have one of Rogue's presents ready in time, after all it is her twenty-sixth birthday. At the current rate of progress you've been making, it should be finished next week or so. The very thought of how happy she would be upon receiving your special gift makes you smile broadly as your face turns away slightly and you stare into space, an action that is noticed by your southern lover as she turns to look at you.

"What's on your mind, sugar?" she asks, a concerned look and tone present within her accent.

"Oh, I'm just thinking about the woman of my dreams... " you answer before looking back to your girlfriend, your smile never leaving your face. "Oh, wait, she's right here." you finish as you stroke her cheek with one of your gloved hands.

Rogue smiles at you, a shade of pink on her cheeks. "Charmer." she says.

You lean down and plant a kiss on the top of her head.

"Now, what were you really thinkin' about?"

"It's a surprise." you state with a smirk and a wink.

"A surprise huh? That why we're not goin' on a date like usual?" Rogue asks as she rests her head on your shoulder again, smiling all the while.

"Yep." you answer, "You don't mind, do you?"

"Not at all, sweetie." You rest your head on top of hers and let a content sigh escape your through your nose.

Just then the sound of someone walking rather quickly down the hall and towards you grabs yours and Rogue's attention, resulting in you and Rogue looking over to the noise's source only to see Hank entering the lounge. "Rogue. (Y/n)." He greets you both with a smile.

"Hey there, Hank." Rogue greets back.

"What's up?" you ask.

"I deeply apologize for interrupting your time together." he explains before he focuses his gaze on you, "It's just that I've taken another look at your... project, and I believe that it could be finished much sooner than expected."

You raise an eyebrow as you get an idea as to what Hank is referring to. "How much sooner exactly?"

"Tomorrow. That is... if you're willing to pull an all-nighter?"

This news makes your excitement skyrocket. You then look over to the love of your life and ask "Would it be okay if I... you know?"

"Is it important?" Rogue asks in a slightly saddened tone.

"I'm afraid it is." you answer, "But I promise, I'll make it up to you tomorrow." you finish as you gently take hold of one of your girlfriend's gloved hands and kiss it.

Your green eyed gal sighs before adopting a smile, "Go on then."

"You're sure?"

"Yeah, I'm sure."

You rise from the couch and tell your girlfriend you'll see her tomorrow before kissing her on the top of her head; more accurately the white part of her hair. As both Hank and yourself leave for the lab you look over your shoulder and see Marie blow you a kiss. You blow one back in response as you disappear down the hall.

As Rogue looks back to the TV she lets out a disappointed sigh as her eyes look down to her gloved hands with a solemn expression.

At this moment Professor Xavier wheels into the lounge, he then notices Rogue and her demeanour. "Is something wrong, Rogue?" he asks as he wheels up to the troubled young woman.

"Ah was hoping to spend some time with (Y/n) today. On account of him being so busy in the lab lately." the young mutant explains as she looks the wise man in the eyes. "Ah love him so much... but lately...

"You're wondering whether he still loves you?" he asks.

The green eyed mutant looks to the floor with a frown.

"Marie." said woman looks up, "It's apparent to us all that you absolutely love (Y/n). And I don't have to read his thoughts to know that he feels the same way about you. The fact that you've been together for just over six years despite... complications, proves just how much you both care about each other." Charles is trying his best not to let slip what a certain (e/c) eyed male is planning tomorrow. "Trust me when I say that he's been working very hard lately for a very good reason. In fact, if you ask him about it tomorrow, I'm sure he'll tell you all about it."

While the X-Men's founder's reassured Rogue, she just listened and felt the honesty and wisdom in his words. "You're sure?"

"I'm certain of it."

"Thanks, Professor."

=== The Next Day ===

The celebrations had kicked off for Rogue's birthday, all of the guests had arrived, the food was ready, the decorations set up and the music was good too. You had dressed yourself smartly for the occasion. The celebration itself being held in one of the Mansions many large rooms that's often used for occasions such as these.

At the moment the birthday girl was chatting with Jean and Ororo near the buffet table. You glanced over every now and then and waved when she looked over at you, she naturally waved back.

"Hey (Y/n)!" Kitty called out from the other side of the room, more precisely near the table where the drinks were. "Come here for a sec!"

You give a small smile as you head over to the cheeky female. It was also good timing considering you were getting thirsty.

"Hey Kitty." you greet her when you arrive at the table and get yourself a cup of (favourite drink). "What's up?"

"What'd you get Rogue for her birthday? Anything special?" she asks.

Your features form a smug grin as you sip your beverage before answering. "It's a surprise."

"Ooh, what kind of surprise?" the brunette asks as she grows intrigued.

"The good kind. One I bet no one, not even Marie will see coming." You haven't told a lot of people about what you've prepared for your beloved Rogue, said people are Hank, Professor Xavier and Logan. "You'll all see soon enough when we give out the presents."

After wrapping up your conversation with Kitty you look over and see Logan sat down at a table with Gambit, both of them with a beer in hand. Logan himself notices you looking over to them and gestures for you to come sit with them.

You head over and sit yourself next to the Wolverine. "Hey guys. Having fun?"

"We sure are, mon ami." The Ragin' Cajun answers.

"Same. So... feeling nervous?" Logan says giving you a small smirk.

"Absolutely!" you answer as your cool and calm shell breaks slightly, you let out a sigh and run a hand through your (h/c) locks. "I may not look it but I'm panicking a little on the inside, I mean what if-"

Logan pats you on the back, "Don't sweat it, bub." he says, "She's gonna love your surprise." All three of you look over to Rogue as she laughs at something Jean said, Ororo joining in as well.

"Thanks Logan."

"What exactly is your surprise anyhow?" Gambit asks with a curious look.

"Something... special..." you respond, you then notice Logan looking over his shoulder and sniffing the air. "What's wrong?"

"For a minute there I though I smelt-"

Suddenly a familiar Mercenary in a red and black costume teleports onto the table you, Remy and Logan are sat at, "Wazzup party people! Where them chimichangas at?" he says before hopping off the table.

"Wade? What the hell are you doing here?" Logan asks.

"Whoa whoa now, buddy boy. I was invited." Wade answers as he puts his hands up in surrender as he turns to face you three.

"He's telling the truth Logan. I invited him." you speak up, vouching for the crazy merc. While it's true that Wade can be very annoying to some, you find him to be quite funny. "But only under a few conditions. Right Wade?"

"...Yep. No weapons, no explosions, no mayhem and no bikinis." The regenerative degenerate lists off as he sits down at your table.

"I never said anything about-"

Just then your phone goes off, signalling that you need to get your surprise ready. "It's time. I'll be back in a minute." And with that you leave to get Rogue's gifts.

=== Small Timeskip ===

After getting Rogue's birthday presents you returned to see your girlfriend had been waiting for you while sat at a table, many presents on the table just waiting to be torn open. The music had ceased playing and the Mansions residents had gathered around the table, Wade included.

You placed your first gift on the table, it being a small box wrapped in wrapping paper that just so happened to be Rogue's favourite colour. "Sweetheart, would you mind saving my gift for last?" you ask.

"Okay, sugar."

Ten minutes later and Rogue has gone though every present, she's received jewellery, clothes and other stuff. Now she set her sights on your present. She opens it to find a box, she opens the box and her green orbs meet the object inside. A metallic bracelet. She takes it out of the box and examines it.

"(Y/n), did you make this?" she asks.

"I did. Do you like it?"

"It's lovely, thank you." she walks over to hug you. She's surprised however when you put up a hand, signalling her to stop. "What's the matter?"

"That bracelet's more than just an accessory, my love." you state with a smile as you rise from your seat and stand in front of Rogue.

"Whadda you mean?" she asks in confusion. She then notices you're wearing gloves as you gently take the bracelet from her, as well as the glove on her right hand. "What're you doing?"

"Trust me." you say with a reassuring smile as you slip the bracelet on her right wrist. It fits perfectly. "Now here's the real surprise."

"What?" the female mutant asks.

"Close your eyes..." you whisper just loud enough for her to hear. She sees the warm, loving glow in your eyes and complies.

=== Rogue P.O.V ===

The next thing Marie knows she feels someone's fingers graze the knuckles on her right hand. Firstly she recognizes (Y/n)'s gentle touch, secondly she notices how warm and soft his hand is... she opens her eyes and is slightly shocked to see that her boyfriend isn't wearing his gloves anymore!

She blinks in disbelief at what's happening, as do many of the other people in the room. Neither she nor everyone else can believe what they are seeing. Someone making skin contact with her and not being affected by her mutation.

Professor Xavier, Hank, Logan and (Y/n) however, are smiling at the birthday girl.

As Marie looks up to see the big smile on (Y/n)'s lips he speaks, "The bracelet acts as a sort of... "off switch" to any mutant who wears it. I've already tested it on myself beforehand. It even worked on Hank and Logan." Next, her boyfriend slowly lifts her un-gloved hand and rests it on his cheek, his left one resting on top of hers as he holds hers in place. His skin is even softer than she ever imagined and he's so warm as well. "There's also no time limit to how long you can wear it. As long as you're wearing it... your power won't work."

=== Your P.O.V ===

So far Rogue hasn't said a word since she opened her eyes. You're loving her reaction, as well as everyone else's. "So, what do you think of your present now?" you ask, your smile not fading at all.

Your voice makes seems to snap her out of it as her green eyes look deeply into your (e/c) ones. Tears begin to form in her eyes as a huge smile spreads on her face, "Marie? Are you-mph!"

Your girlfriend of six years surprises you by launching herself up at you, she wraps her arms around your neck as she crashes her lips against yours, closing her eyes as her fingers glide through your hair. You quickly respond by closing your own eyes and kissing back while you hold her as close as true lovers should.

The sound of cheering, applause and wolf whistling erupts around you as the both of you share your very first kiss. And what a kiss it is too as you both ignore the reactions of everyone else in the room. Unfortunately though, you both have to break away to breathe.

"Ah love you, (Y/n)." she whispers breathlessly as she pulls back to look you in the eye.

"I love you too, Marie." you whisper back as you pull her close and breath in her scent. When you pull back she removes her other glove and puts them both in her pockets.

"Say, how come, (Y/n) gets all the hugs, huh?!" Gambit asks sarcastically, earning chuckles from everyone.

"He's got a point there." you state as you match his sarcasm, "Go ahead and squeeze the life outta everyone."

"You don't have to tell me twice, sugar." Marie answers as she unwraps her arms from around you, "I'll be back soon though~" she finishes with a wink.

"And when you do, I'll have one more surprise for you." you softly murmur to yourself.

You smile as you watch your girlfriend hug everyone in attendance, smiles everywhere, she even hugs Wade, you shot him a look just in case he tried anything, to your surprise though he just gave her a friendly pat on the back.

When she's done hugging everyone she walks up to you and encompasses you in a surprisingly strong embrace, she also gives you a peck on the lips.

"Ready for your final surprise, my love?" you ask.

"Another one? What could be better than this?!" she says tightening her grip on you as she kisses you on the cheek. "You've changed my life (Y/n). What more could ah ask for?"

You look over to Logan, Hank and Charles. They all smile at you, Logan gives you a nod of encouragement, Hank gives you a thumbs up, finally you hear a certain Professor's voice speak in your head, 'Go ahead, (Y/n).'

You smile back before looking back to Rogue. She smiles back. 'Here goes... ' you think as you gently take the young woman's left hand and step back slightly. You slowly get down on one knee, earning utter silence from everyone, including Marie as her right hand covers her mouth while her lovely eyes widen like saucers.

You reach into your pocket with your free hand and pull out a small box, it fits in your palm very easily. You then use your telekinesis to open the box, showing a sparkling engagement ring.

You lock eyes with the woman you love. "Anna Marie, I've known you for over seven years now, we've been together for six years-and they've been the best years of my life." Honesty flows from your tone as you speak, "I adore everything about you, your confidence, your smile, your charm and it goes without saying that you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met. There's absolutely no one else I would rather spend the rest of my life with. Will you marry me?"

As can be expected, your girlfriend is speechless. As is everyone else as they await Marie's answer with baited breaths. The biggest smile you've ever seen becomes present on her lips. Her eyes sparkling as she finally answers you.

"Yes..." her voice barely above a whisper. "Yes, I'll marry you!"

You slip the ring onto her finger as cheers and applause erupt from the room, this time deservedly louder than before as you stand to your full height. Yourself and your new fiancé wrap your arms around each other as you lean down and kiss tenderly.

As the night goes on you're both showered with congratulations on your engagement. You pass your time with your fiancé by dancing with her and generally having a good time. Every now and then she and yourself would lock lips, which is understandable considering you both had about six years worth of built up passion to get through.

Finally when things calm down and the party starts to die down you and Rogue seat yourselves at a vacant table, your beloved seating herself in your lap as she snuggles into your shoulder. You then notice that she's giving you a smirk. A rather sexy one at that...

"What's on your mind, sweetheart?" you ask with a small smile.

Your fiancé's smirk widens as she leans in to whisper her response to you, her breath and thick accent tickling your ear. "Ah was thinkin' maybe we could go somewhere private an'... celebrate our engagement~"

Your cheeks flush a deep red at her suggestion. "Y-You're serious?" you ask.

"Ah sure am, sugar~" she answers as she rests her forehead against yours, her deep green orbs looking straight into yours.

A smirk spreads on your face as Rogue climbs out of your lap, only for you to pick her up bridal style, earning a cute yelp from her as she wraps her arms around your neck for support as you both walk out of the party room and ascend the stairs, your intended destination being your room.

Not many people saw the newly engaged couple leave, Professor Xavier and Hank certainly did and smiled at the sight of the young lovers departing. "First Scott and Jean." the mutant codenamed Beast says as he looks to his wheelchair bound friend, "And now Rogue and (Y/n). I must say, you're quite the matchmaker."

Charles chuckles as he answers "It would seem so, my old friend."

The End.

=== Extended Ending ===

It was a fairly late morning, around ten or eleven a.m. when (Y/n), clad in a vest and a pair of pyjama pants entered the Xavier Institute's kitchen with breakfast in mind. From the smile on his face and his messy (h/c) locks, it was apparent that he'd had a thoroughly enjoyable night. And also slept very well afterwards.

As he turned on the kettle the sound of someone entering the kitchen caught his attention. He turned around expecting to see a certain woman with a streak of white in her hair. Instead he was greeted by the sight of Wade skipping into the kitchen, still wearing his costume.

"Morning Wade." you greet him.

"Mornin' (Y/n)." he greets back as he opens the fridge and searches it.

"Sleep well?" you ask.

The Merc with a Mouth ceases rummaging through the fridge and closes it as he adopts a huge smirk and turns his attention to you. "Actually no. These strange noises kept me awake all night."

"What noises?" you ask as you lean against the back of the kitchen table.

"Mostly it was moaning and groaning." he answers, his tone one of sarcasm.

Your cheeks become slightly pink as memories of last night flood to your mind. "I-I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Oh really?" the crazy mercenary says, stretching his response. "Cos at one point it sounded like someone was screaming your name... and not in a bad way either, if you catch my meaning." he wiggles his eyebrows at you.

Your cheeks flush the shade of crimson as your embarrassment rises exponentially, The sight of which causes Wade to burst out laughing. "Okay okay I get it, Wade."

"Ha ha ha ha! YOU get it?! Ha! It sounded more like Rogue was the one who-

Wade the falls to the ground unconscious.

The sound of a large frying pan striking Wade in the back of the head with a loud CLANG echoes throughout the kitchen. He had been so focused on embarrassing you that he hadn't noticed the X-Men's southern belle sneaking up behind him. Said young woman being clad in some pyjama bottoms and one of your shirts, she's also wearing the bracelet and engagement ring

"That'll teach you to run that mouth of yours, Wade." your fiancé says as she sets her 'weapon' down on the stove. Now with the mouthy merc taken care of she walked right up to you and wrapped her arms around your neck, you in turn wrap your arms around her waist. "G'morning sugar." she says with a smile as she plants a kiss on your lips.

"Good morning." you say, "I'm guessing you enjoyed your birthday?"

"What do you think?~" the green eyed woman asks with a smirk. "In fact, I'm never takin' your gifts off."

Her statement confuses you slightly, "Are you referring to the ring or the bracelet?"

"Both."

You smile in response, "I love you, Anna Marie."

"Ah love you too, (Y/n) (L/n)."

=== The End? ===

As Deadpool regained consciousness he slipped out of the kitchen as the two lovebirds started kissing. As he did he muttered to himself, "Hmm. I got knocked out with a frying by a woman with brown hair and green eyes... heh, if she had a Hungarian accent then I'd know how a certain Prussian felt."

=== The Actual End ===